Prince of Space

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Asexual Drinking Game

Do you track the ace tags? Do you want to bash your head repeatedly against a wall every time the bullshit parade comes through? Well, then this is the game for you!

Take a shot whenever someone tags a post and says:

  • boys suck I’m ace now lololol
  • all aces/graces/demis are inherently slut shamers
  • all aces/graces/demis are actually straight
  • all aces/graces/demis are actually repressed gays
  • all aces/graces/demis are white
  • all aces/graces/demis are ciswomen
  • all aces/graces/demis are suffering from a disorder
  • aces need to be fixed
  • asexual reproduction is the only definition of the word
  • asexuality doesn’t even exist
  • “so you have sex with yourself?” 
  • asexuality = celibacy
  • asexual = aromantic
  • all aces/graces/demis are inherently homophobic
  • all aces/graces/demis are ignorant, innocent, embarrassing children

By the time the real drama/trolling starts going down, you’ll be too drunk to care (or dead of alcohol poisoning! Either way!)

Filed under asexual asexuality ace gray a gray asexual demisexual demisexuality asexual drinking game this is both a joke and part of the reason I'm still able to track the damn tags

  1. deathlymad reblogged this from goldenheartedrose
  2. historykrackenoftheabyss reblogged this from lord-kitschener
  3. jason-alan reblogged this from aseofspades and added:
    Woman you don’t drink how could you even. It’s not as fun with non-alcoholic beverages and/or when you’re alone :P
  4. aseofspades reblogged this from minionier and added:
    I purposely don’t track the ace tags because I know they’ll be filled with acehate and oppression olympics nonsense and...
  5. minionier reblogged this from raumlet and added:
    might actually be hydrated sometimes.
  6. ace-me reblogged this from frickingcisscum
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  14. lord-kitschener reblogged this from raumlet and added:
    SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS...
  15. raumlet reblogged this from tentacledicks and added:
    I wish this had all started up tomorrow, I can’t get drunk tonight! I have a test tomorrow v_v also adding “-sexual...
  16. thebaptizedagnostic reblogged this from voltafiish
  17. voltafiish reblogged this from tentacledicks and added:
    LET’S DO IT I’LL DRINK WATER TO THIS!
  18. tentacledicks reblogged this from tentacledicks
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  20. aceofthespade reblogged this from tentacledicks and added:
    Soooo uhhh…. who wants...get shitfaced tonight?
  21. vegasace-moved reblogged this from asexualeducation and added:
    I wanna try this with Mountain Dew. x)
  22. stere0mancer reblogged this from asexualeducation
  23. ferrets-are-awesome reblogged this from asexualeducation and added:
    Hm.. Soda works pretty good on me. Will do.